Is there any better comedy show than NC State sports?

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  • Helll0000 Down There Jun 3, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Here kTard...maybe this will help calm you down some. It's from the state college "locker room":

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  • Slickerthanu Jun 3, 2015
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    All she does is lie.

    And

    Come out of the closet online.

    How enabrrassing for her.

    #GoodTimes
    :)

  • KT says howdy NOA! Jun 3, 2015
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    yep. two posts in a row to try and insult me because she's mad I've rekt her again over her lack of "racademics." bonquiesha is seething mad today. she just might break a fake nail pulling out her weave.

  • Helll0000 Down There Jun 3, 2015
    Towel Boy

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    Wonder if the two "guys" watching intently from the corner could be kTard and Scotty?

    Oh boy.

  • Slickerthanu Jun 3, 2015
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    Between her having the snot slapped out of her in here and her desire to "come out of the closet" publicly... It's not really a surprise that she would lash out like the lil girl she is.

    Tis well BEYOND hilarious.

    #GodILoveTheTrueOnes

    :)

  • TTKsMFPs Jun 3, 2015
    Towel Boy

    ondadownlow has been fist clenching, stomping feet , & spinning place mad for a while now . The Truth Kills Pansies .

  • sweet D Jun 3, 2015
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    don't kid YOURSELF, Mike Fox would have traded places with NCSU in a heartbeat, and the pained look on his face at the presser after the acc tourney(when he KNEW they hadnt done enough to get in) said it all......0-6 in the last 2 acc series, with IT ALL on the line was a gut puncher for homers like yourself....unc wasnt average according to the voters who put them top 10 pre-season, they played themselves into average.....as late as 2 weeks before the end of the reg season, they were touted as possibly hosting a regional..at the same time, State wasnt even on the ncaa radar, and barely the acc tourney radar....no brainer who finished stronger, and who completed a more extensive choke-job....like i said

  • Slickerthanu Jun 3, 2015
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    That.

    Uh huh.
    Yup!

    :)

  • TTKsMFPs Jun 3, 2015
    Towel Boy

    double(n)aught , nonutz , & ondadownlow...can all 3 heads fit in the same hole ? ( in the sand )

  • 007UNC Jun 3, 2015
    Towel Boy

    State kollege is the funniest team around! The baseball show was the best I have ever seen! Who woulda thunk they would find a way to blow that lead? Too Fun-E!

  • Slickerthanu Jun 3, 2015
    Towel Boy

    NCSU baseball > pastel pansy baseball

    A REALITY that makes pansies feel even smaller/embarrassed than normal.

    So neat!
    :)

  • JPack Jun 3, 2015
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    Sorry that UNC didn't make it. I really hoped they would.
    Oh, and sorry that your community college doesn't qualify for the NCAAs either.

  • sportznut1.2ver Oct 24, 2015
    Pro

    Looking forward to watching today's episode of N C State sports vs WFU before watching my Heels play for bowl eligibility (Go Heels!)
    Last two episodes of Ncstate funnies have been awesome - hope they don't let me down -

  • SlickIsHere Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    35-7

    HILARIOUS!!!!

    In fact... I'm STILL LAUGHING!!!

    #HappySeniorDay,Pansies!!!

    LMBAO!!!

    :)

  • 903 control Oct 24, 2015
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    Heels play for bowl eligibility FAIL...

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Just looking at this century, UNC's football record is 61-91. Their bowl record is 3-5.

    State's football record is 107-90. Their bowl record is 7-3.

    I picked 2000-2014 for no particular reason. I'm pointing this out only to show how sportznonuts' mocking of State only emphasizes how little he knows. He'd make a good liberal political candidate for office. Facts be damned.

  • Maxwell Silver III Oct 24, 2015
    Bench Warmer

    with all the drama going on over at unc-ch(eater) some will reach for anything to claim comic relief- it is sad such a (once)proud university is the laughing stock for the whole ncaa system
    sad so so sad but keep on laughing cause we know it is just a front! Nothing laughable about situations over at the hill

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 24, 2015
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    Yep. It's been an entire year since the Wainstein Report came out. UNC is no closer to reaching the end of this massive scandal.

    Maybe THAT'S The biggest joke in the ACC. EVER.

  • SlickIsHere Oct 24, 2015
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    She (sassiehansnut) has had it rough for some time now (since birth).

    Which is awfully neat!

    :)

  • Maxwell Silver III Oct 24, 2015
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    the advantage that unc has over STATE in W/L pct.
    was mainly built up prior to the 50's and had been steadily declining since.
    The perception is to be look upon as a football power is owed to them, typical unc outlook on things
    instead of going out and earning it, the almost 20 years of cheating and scandals over at the hill proves they are always looking for the easy way, hard work is foreign over at the hill.
    It is purely comical situation but as most State and Duke fans will agree it is hard to laugh at pathetic and pitiful situations, sportsnut since you like laugh read the Wanstein report and get a good one, a once proud university is and has been the butt of a many jokes across the academic landscape.

  • 903 control Oct 24, 2015
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    3 plays, 3 passes and #NCSU is up 7-0 on Wake Forest.
    enjoying watching today's episode of N C State sports vs WFU?...

  • 903 control Oct 24, 2015
    Bench Warmer

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    This escalated quickly. Dayes 85 yards. @PackFootball up 14-0 on Wake.still enjoying watching today's episode of N C State sports vs WFU?...

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    HEY, NONUTZ!

    If you need the phone number of an extraction company capable of removing your feet from your mouth, feel free to post here. Lord knows, you're unable to talk right now.

  • 903 control Oct 24, 2015
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    THERE HE GOES AGAIN! #Dayes with the 57-yard TD run. 3 rushes for 144 yards - a career high and still in 1st quarter. #Pack leads 28-0.
    still enjoying watching today's episode of N C State sports vs WFU?...

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Wake scored! (Finally)

    Where are you, NONUTZ? Come on back! Wake scored. It's ONLY 28-7.

  • Hellllllllll0000 Down There Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Wake scored. It's ONLY 28-7.So you cannot score 50 on this pathetic cupcake?

    LMAO!!!

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Although I am very disappointed in the offense since the first quarter, the goal is to win, not necessarily score 50 points. If you need to nitpick how many points State does or doesn't score, it just means you have NOTHING.

    As long as we score more than Wake, I'll be happy to have a win.

    Oops, we just scored again! 35-10, Wolfpack. How's THAT taste???

  • sweet D Oct 24, 2015
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    yep, 2 fcs teams will do that to ya

    LOL

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Oh my! Wake scored a meaningless TD with 53 seconds left in the game.

    What, oh, what will we do now?

    Great moral victory for ya, HDT? Lolololol

  • wkmeekins Oct 24, 2015
    Pro

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    somebody needs to worry about their cupcake instead of ours beings their cupcake is leading

  • SlickIsHere Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    #WhenBumpsBITE!!

    I love it!

    :)

  • 903 control Oct 24, 2015
    Bench Warmer

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    the irony of a unc troll fanbase that can't stop talking about other teams' "playing cupcakes"...

    they just don't know how to post anything without it coming back to explode all over their faces...

  • sportznut1.2ver Oct 24, 2015
    Pro

    Just got back from Blue Heaven - beautiful day for a game and. HEELS VICTORY - The NC State comedy show wasn't that funny today in 1st quarter - but after that they were semi funny - I know they won't let me down in the weeks to come - to good of a show to have bad shows in a row

  • 903 control Oct 24, 2015
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    ...and NOT bowl eligible...thanks to that cupcake schedule...

  • SlickIsHere Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

    "to good of a show to have bad shows in a row"Lol

    Pansy AFAM... The gift that just keeps on giving!!

    #YouCan'tMakeItUp,Folks

    LMBAO!!

    :)

  • The1 is back again Oct 24, 2015
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    Wrong.

  • SlickIsHere Oct 24, 2015
    Towel Boy

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    How embarrassing for it!

    :)

  • packman53 Oct 25, 2015
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    Pack went to plain vanilla offense
    once the game had been put away in 1st quarter-never was in doubt no sense in running up the score of WF like some would

  • packman53 Oct 25, 2015
    Towel Boy

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    some teams score 70 on a cupcake
    right ECU

  • sportznut1.2ver Oct 26, 2015
    Pro

    Can't wait to the Episode vs Clemson Saturday - I know it will be a comedy classic!

  • 903 control Oct 26, 2015
    Bench Warmer

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  • SlickIsHere Oct 26, 2015
    Towel Boy

    Can't wait to the Episode vs Clemson Saturday - I know it will be a comedy classic!

    Lol

    That moment your being without an advanced (beyond GED) degree exposes you!!!

    #PoorLilMentalDwarf

    :)

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 26, 2015
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    Well, gosh, gee-wiz! If you keep saying it EVERY week, you're bound to be right...eventually.

    Typical hole fan. Get something wrong time after time and says nothing. Get it right once, acts like he's a Fr$@king genius and knew it all along. Another example of that UNC logic, I suppose.

  • SlickIsHere Oct 26, 2015
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    Yep... she's one of the ones that assured us "it will all be over by Friday" back in July of 2009.

    #WhenEmbarrassmentEngulfsHer
    #Neat
    :)

  • sportznut1.2ver Oct 27, 2015
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    oh pluzzzzzeeee go through this thread and relive all the memorable comedy moments in NC State history....I usually only post after the show, once I am sure it was a funny show....sometimes Moo U lets me down and they actually play like a good team....but most of the time they are spot on. That being said, I am very optimistic that this Saturday will be a really really funny show.

  • SlickIsHere Oct 27, 2015
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    35-7

    #WhattaSHOW!!!

    Doeren is your DADDY!

    :)

  • sportznut1.2ver Oct 27, 2015
    Pro

    Man remember the episode in the NCAA tourney when the Pack was up by 14 with about 5 minutes left against ST Louis .......my gosh that was funny

  • SlickIsHere Oct 27, 2015
    Towel Boy

    I remember 35-7 and 58-46 most VIVIDLY.

    Ya see... Nothing is quite as clear as YOUR LAST TIME OUT (against a lesser opponent).

    Neat, is what the PWNERSHIP is!

    :)

  • Wolfman Jack Oct 27, 2015
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    Both of us could go to the archives and keep bringing up instances where both State AND Carolina blew games late. It would be funny at first. Then it would get lame and monotonous.

    Are you BuTThurT because the expenses for your school's scandal has exceeded 10 million dollars? Yeah, I would be, too.

    BTW, remember when Carolina had that 12 point lead late in the game last year, on Senior Day, against State and...., oh, wait. Never mind.

    I know. How about when Carolina had that lead in football last year against State....uh, no, never mind that one, too.

    (See how it can go?)

  • sportznut1.2ver Jan 2, 2016
    Pro

    My goodness the NC State comedy show just keeps outdoing itself - up 14 with 15 left then the burglar gets his shot block with 1 second left and they can't hit the broad side of a barn in OT - haahahahahaahahahahaha best show ever

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